(3) Yes, it's a 100 page masterpiece
(2) We have something written on a napkin somewhere
(1) Handbook? You mean our employees need rules?
(3) Completed, filed, and securely stored as per regulations
(2) They're somewhere...I think
(1) What is an I-9?
(3) We use a modern HRIS system with direct deposit
(2) Our payroll system is called 'Patty', she writes the checks
(1) Wait, I have to pay them too?
(3) Yes, detailed ones that are up-to-date
(2) We have something that looks like a job description
(1) Job description? Everyone just kind of figures it out
(3) Regulary, with structed feedback sessions
(2) Occasionally, when we remember
(1) Performance reviews? Is that a new type of meeting?
(3) Comprehensive benefits including health, dental, and retirement plans
(2) We give out mugs and t-shirts and bonuses every once in a while
(1) Benefits? We give people jobs...isn't that enough?
(3) We have a formal grievance procedure
(2) We have a "talk it out" meeting
(1) Disputes? We just fight it out
(3) Yes, we have a structured training program
(2) Training? We had a workshop once...maybe twice
(1) Our training is called "learn as you go"
(3) We have a dedicated team/person ensuring compliance
(2) We Google things when there's an issue
(3) Labor laws? Are those still a thing?
(3) Yes, we actively work on employee engagement and satisfaction
(2) We throw the occasional pizza party
(1) Retention strategy? If they stay, they stay
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